Published December 08, 2016 by Knowminfo with
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- Born to express not to impress.
- The road to success is always under construction.
- I will win, not immediately but definitely.
- The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
- Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
- I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
- We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
- I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
- Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
- Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
- Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
- I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
- Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
- The longer the title the less important the job.
- Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
- No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.
- Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
- If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
- Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
- Totally available! Please disturb me!
- You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it.
- I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
- Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
- Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
- His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
- Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
- Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
- When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
- 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
- I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
- Warning! I know KARATE... And few other oriental words.
- I am not failed......My success is just postponed.
- Some people are alive only, because it's illegal to kill them.
- Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
- Be a good person, but don't try to prove.
- Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
- Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
- Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
- I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
- If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
- Silent people have the loudest minds.
- I am so poor that I can't pay attention in class.
- I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows I am smoking.
- If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
- When nothing goes right! Go left.
- If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
- I am always right, Once I thought that I am wrong, But I was wrong.
- I work for money, for loyalty hire a dog.
- When I was born... Devil said, "Oh Shit...! Competition".
- People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.
- Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
- When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
- I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
- The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
- When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
- Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
- There's always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.
- We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
- ETC – End of Thinking Capacity.
- The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
- I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
- Hey there whatsapp is using me.
- God is really creative, I mean... just look at me.
- When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.
- Sometimes all you need is love. LoL, just kidding, you need Money :-)
- Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
- I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
- I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
- When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
- I'm jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
- I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
- The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
- Not always "Available" Try your Luck...
- My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
- If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
- Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
- If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
- I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
- I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
- If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
- The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
- I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
- I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
- I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
- I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
- Scratch here ||||||||||||||||||||||||||| to reveal my status.
- I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
- I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
- Sometimes you succeed... and other times you learn.
- When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
- How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
- Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
- I love my job only when I'm on vacation
- I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people I socialize with.
- Marriage is a "workshop", Where husband 'works' and wife 'shops'.
- I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.
- Time is precious, waste it wisely.
- Life is Short – Chat Fast!
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